Hello my Name is

I look at you with a hopeless smile. You look right back at me. You don’t realize I can show you prodigious things that will be life changing. I can tell new money from old money because old money does not talk. I look at you and say, “Hey lets me friends.” You take my hand, and we run off with our passports. I haven’t seen this film before, but I’m pretty good at predicting the ending.

Dear Reader,

I’m dying to see how this one ends.